Twat #5

Floccipaucinihilipilification xenophobe - Tuheen Quda

How many times does your brain freeze, your tongue twist & tire as you aspire to digest this mammoth twat? Google has really been painfully ripped open & exposed here.

This big, fat twat pleases me for 2 reasons:

i) The first word stands at an impressive 29 letters & used to be regarded as the longest word in the English language, meaning "Judging something to be worthless." My pleasure is derived from the fact that I have arbitrarily decided that the inventor of this word, whose name shall be Ginja Nurseno, was angered by the pretentious intellectuals who frequented his local ale shack. They believed that the purest form of inteligence and status was achieved by the use of long & complex words. He showed them up as twats by inventing this pointless and worthless word which could be given to something of equal value, zero. The inellectuals in question then had the choice of crowning him their king or giving up their twattish ways. Either that or find somewhere else to get pissed.

ii) This is the first twat that makes a perfect whole. The 2 words read together one after another could be connected to form part of a genuine sentence. Anyone who discriminates against another nation or fears them because they are "far away" & "mysterious" is to me, completely worthless.

I believe that this twat *may* have been aided & abetted by wikipedia or some sort of word trivia page which lead to this twatters discovery of the 'F' word. This is perfectly legal and is well within the legal framework of this contest. However, do be aware that at the annual convention where twatters will gather - 'Twat inFESTation'- there is always an extremist fringe element waiting to sniff out and expose any sour smelling twats whom they believe may have had outside assistance. In the twatters world this act of looking up "Big" words in dictionaries or using resources outside your current brain capacity is known as "Extra fingers in the pie."

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